25
Dec
*insert Ohio State/Michigan football jokes here*
Mary: Hey isn’t Amanda going to an art institute soon?
Tom: Yeah, the Art Institute of Chicago.
Mary: How’s their football team? HAW HAW!
Tom: They haven’t finished drawing it yet! HAW HAW HAW!
(editors note: I never attended or applied for the Art Institute, I was duped by a degree mill)
7
Oct
A high school teacher once said to me, “Teenagers don’t have REAL problems.” I never believed a word of it. All problems are real, at the time that they occur. Looking back, we may laugh on some of the things we’ve done, though we may not have been laughing at the time. Just like now, when we disgrace a national tragedy with a poorly executed historical fiction based on it, it will be done with current events … But these national things, as important as they are … bear no relevance to us. The pressure put on by peers is what is important now. The daily goals we set when we’re young are great things, and will change when the time is right. You have no idea how great it is to not have to deal with other people surrounding you, people you may or may not like, people with similar or dissimilar interests. But you will know, and that’s the best thing about it. When you go to college, at least you’ll be with people who are like-minded, rather than just the people who may live around you.
19
Sep
*** Cammi Quit (Quit: yo momma was a rareware scriber!)
[schnorks> ?!?!
[Schroe> ! That’s what they’ll say to my kids!
[schnorks> hehe :) Except it’ll be a compliment!
[Schroe> YEAH!
28
Aug
[Schroe> One day, I walked to town
[Schroe> You did not
[Schroe> Did too
[Schroe> Oh, shut up
[Schroe> You were there.
[Schroe> You never go anywhere without me
[Schroe> Maybe I did and I didn’t tell you
[Schroe> Quit lying
[Schroe> Screw you
[Schroe> Bah.
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11
Aug
microwaves make the molecules vibrate back and forth and makes things heat up fast kinda like the way super man escaped and ice cube one time
Or I could be completely wrong
on both accunts
It’s six am
fuck you too
15
May
Have you ever sat and thought about everything?
Seriously, have you just sat, and figured what you meant to the world?
You don’t mean anything.
But you mean a lot to people around you.