Art by Meddygon
Category Archives: Nonsense
Dog ….. 1200%
“Each dog is the size of three dogs and they have four of them. That is twelve times the daily recommended dose of dog.” – Jorenko
What Women Want
“I think the reason straight guys like enormous schlongs, apart from the whole bigger = more powerful and more potent thing, is that it’s an easy answer to Freud’s unanswerable question: what do women want? The real answer is too … Continue reading
My Chao
Dark Garden Tiny – Eldest chao, belongs to Shadow. He’s purplish-black, and had a unicorn tail with dragon wings for the longest time. He used to wear an eggshell on his head, until Sonic bounced it off of him. Then … Continue reading
THAT WAS MEAN
ettin64: THAT WAS MEANSchroe Dot Org: … I am a mean person. I commit crimes. And I’m psychic. They haven’t caught me. So I’m a small medium at large.ettin64: …. WHY DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING. That was bad … Continue reading
Half-Dreams
I’m so tired. When I close my eyes, I see dreams. I’m not even sleeping, but there they are, plain as day. They’re just variations of normal things. They’re odd, out of place, but they fit.
Dream 02.01.15
Half-Life, and faulty RPGs sticking in the wall.
Dream 2002.01.13
I have no farking clue what this one was a bout, but it involved coffee, cakes, campus (shopping) carts and Eddie and Psymon from SSX tricky, as well as Jorenko and I, and a few unknown people.
Assumptions
Let’s assume for a brief moment that I believe the world revolves around me. That would mean that I would be trying to get people to love me, not telling them to fuck off.
On Futility
It’s not that I enjoy talking to walls . . . it’s that I enjoy convincing the wall that it’s a floor.
Fun.
Schroe Dot Org (04.17.56): Hatt to your left! Schroe Dot Org (04.18.00): Cheetah to your right! Aussie Ben Work (04.18.01): eh? Aussie Ben Work (04.18.06): I see. Schroe Dot Org (04.18.07): The geckos are behind you! Schroe Dot Org (04.18.10): … Continue reading
Scribes
*** Cammi Quit (Quit: yo momma was a rareware scriber!) [schnorks> ?!?! [Schroe> ! That’s what they’ll say to my kids! [schnorks> hehe :) Except it’ll be a compliment! [Schroe> YEAH!
talking to myself
[Schroe> One day, I walked to town[Schroe> You did not[Schroe> Did too[Schroe> Oh, shut up[Schroe> You were there.[Schroe> You never go anywhere without me[Schroe> Maybe I did and I didn’t tell you[Schroe> Quit lying[Schroe> Screw you[Schroe> Bah.[Schroe> Can I get … Continue reading