Art by MeddygonThere is a fine line \ Between genius and madness. \ It is called timing.

schnorks> Yumblie, are there any plans to release RMB RPG 2 for the palm pilot?
Yumblie> There are 4.
schnorks> Four what?
Yumblie> Plans.
schnorks> What are they?
Yumblie> Top secret!

Schroe Dot Org (7:46:29 PM): Why are the pictures scary?
ettin64 (7:47:17 PM): That question is easily answered. You see
ettin64 signed off at 7:47:23 PM.

I work at Taco Bell again. One week after starting, I will be training to be a Shift Manager.

Being cute is cool. I just got a free cab ride. He asked for my number; I gave him the apartment number and told him my name was Amy. XD

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I find myself in a hospital bed. The doctor was about to perform surgery on me to remove eggs for donation. (I had read an ad for egg donation earlier this week, and it pays $5000) The doctor asks me if I’m ready, and I say sure. As he comes at me with the knife, I stop him. He then says, “There is no anesthesia for this operation.” He proceeds with the operation, all the while I’m screaming. Eventually, I pass out from the pain. I wake up in the waiting room, in the hospital gown. I start sobbing, wailing for my mother, but everyone ignores me. I sit in the crowded waiting room alone.

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http://gfishbone.com/heroname.php

Villains fear me.
Heroes envy me.

Amanda Marie Schroeder is…
The Toxic Mindbender

Schroe is…
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Originally done when I was still in Chicago, so the entry has been back-dated to half a million years ago.

Avid Diablo 2 players ahoy.

Next >

How many people will dismiss me simply because of my age?

I’m wise beyond my years, and arrogant beyond my peers. :]

Love is a term thrown around to lightly.

So is “friend.”

I’ll kill you.

Alrighty.

Going home was great, but I like it out here. There’s just so much more to do.

Remembering the day in reverse:

Night’s planning to crash at his friend’s house in Chicago and visit me on the side, rather than crash at my place and visit his friend.

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Go look here now and be pleased.

http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~tom7/csnotes/

Eggplants love everyone EXCEPT C PROGRAMMERS.

CravingASnowCone: my cousins dog always trying to hump my leg 0.o
adorable nookie: O.o
CravingASnowCone: not anyone else…just me. it’s annoying
SignOfTheDonut: You should sue for sexual harassment
CravingASnowCone: take em fir all his bones
SignOfTheDonut: Send him to the doghouse
CravingASnowCone: he’d be someone else’s bitch
SignOfTheDonut: Dogs think they’re so damn special, just because they have four legs!
Schroe Dot Org: They’re only special when they have three.
CravingASnowCone: throw the ball into the freeway and watch them hustle
Schroe Dot Org: Let’s make them special. Take one of THEIR legs.
CravingASnowCone: yes
Schroe Dot Org: And show them how humping’s REALLY done.
CravingASnowCone: xD

I went to lunch with Q today, and one of the first things she said to me was, “You… You’re short!”
I’m about eye level with her when I have my tall-shoes on.
I wore my sandals today.

My profile and photo have been rejected on Hot or Not for the following reasons:

“You are wearing lingerie, underwear, etc” (tank top over fishnet)
“You look like you are under 18. ” (I’m 19)

Friend from school, Q, put herself on Hot or Not and is getting 6.9 for her head-shot. That’s pretty good for just a head shot. People who vote on there are picky about the girls (read: they want to see breasts)

I decided (on encouragement from Jorenko) to put up a shot of me in a semi-goth outfit. HOORAY

I got free tokens at the arcade today because the attendant thinks I’m cute. :]

We’re all in it together, kid.

Brazil is the greatest movie of all time. I’ve loved it for a long time. It’s simply amazing, and I think I’m going to have to watch it again.

And again.

AND AGAIN.

Brazil,
Where hearts were entertaining June
We stood beneath an amber moon
And softly whispered, “Someday soon”
We kissed and clung together then
Tomorrow was another day
The moonlight found us miles away
still a million things to say
I will return to old Brazil

Bishop, the Bishouen Chopstick!

I repeat:

I GOT A JOB.

I applied for crew, but from what I gather, I’m going to be a shift manager, possibly opening shift. They really liked that I’m available on weekends for any hours. If they have me closing, I don’t mind at all.

Mmm, free tacos . . .

I got over organized with my Diablo II characters tonight. All is well, though. I made a new Amazon and named her A_Schroe. I made a necromancer named Wisdom_Tooth, and a paladin named Jello_jiggler.

I moved all my gems from all my characters to CarringtonsHo, the assassin. WhiteBoe the assassin carries the spare claws and other weaponry, while the necro carries wands, and the pally carries the scepters.

I also have two sorceresses, one a fire and one a lit. Azulit and Toaster_Fire. Tee tee. Toasty carries the orbs, and Azula carries the staves.

Tallest Blue, the Invader Zim fan character of mine, happens to be the Godmother of Zekk and Sergie’s spawning, Pan.
And Blue spoils the child rotten. Pan likes Cherry Ice Sukkies.

Cammiluna (10:41:45 PM): now that;s what i call “shoulder blades!” *is shot*

Johnny the Homicidal Hedgehog

The dream started with a memory of a roller-coaster park, and how much I want to go there.

In this dream within a dream, the group that was going walks down a wooden pier toward the entrance. Employees of the park littered the fence in the water, singing and wiggling to entertain us. When we reach the turn in the pier, and an employee, dressed as a sailor, greets us. He informs us that we have to leave all our ice, food, and refreshments with him. They don’t allow any outside edibles in the park. We agree to the terms and enter, but the dream ends there.
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