Dream 02.01.15
Half-Life, and faulty RPGs sticking in the wall.
Category: Writing
Dream 02.01.13
I have no farking clue what this one was a bout, but it involved coffee, cakes, campus (shopping) carts and Eddie and Psymon from SSX tricky, as well as Jorenko and I, and a few unknown people.
Dream 02.01.11
Wondering where Falco went? Wonder no more. Here’s a hint: Snowboarding. That’s right, kiddies! It’s yet another horrific games collision from the twisted dreams of Schroe – SSB Tricky. … It was fun, I swear.
Dream 02.01.10
I had a dream. This is the second time I’ve had this dream. I know this. But this time, it finished. I think. Once again, my mother had taken me to some sort of hospital. I’m there to get a physical. The nurses all say I’m there for a physical. I’ve never gone to the…
Assumptions
Let’s assume for a brief moment that I believe the world revolves around me. That would mean that I would be trying to get people to love me, not telling them to fuck off.
On Futility
It’s not that I enjoy talking to walls . . . it’s that I enjoy convincing the wall that it’s a floor.
Dream 02.01.06
I had a dream that Jorenko and I were in a hotel, a four story hotel, trying to find room 433. We climbed the stairs to floor four, as the numbers usually start with whatever floor their on, and we find that floor four has two digit numbered doors, and they start with 5 (we…
Dream 02.01.05
I had a dream that I was at my grandmother’s house, but it was her old kitchen, the one she had before she had it remodeled. I was cooking/cleaning there for some reason. There was a knock at the door, and, for some reason it was Ettin. (Human, so Paul, I guess.) And he was…
Dream 02.01.04
I had a dream I was a character in an RPG, one of the party. The story started in a small village (as they all do) Where villains within where tossed over the gates in such a manner that they became were beasts once outside. Josh , someone I went to high school with, was…
Dream 01.12.30
Last night I had a dream that Gordon Freeman, Junior Soprano, and I were escaping some sort of gated community, and we hitched a ride on some electric commuter train. They had set up wooden planks in the tunnel to knock us off if we didn’t duck. I was the only one who made it.
Dream 01.12.28
Dreams last night: 1. A pikmin controlling a team of Olimers 2. Burgling a rich neighborhood in a half-life map, using only crossbows. 3. Working at a Pikmin Golf Pro-Shop
Dream 01.12.27
I had a dream with a lot of Indian taxi drivers, an Arabic traveling salesman, and . . . pikmin?! It had pikmin in it. I remember how it started now . . I was running around a pikmin simulation, collecting things, and the Arabic traveling salesman came by. All my friends took off their…
Fun.
Schroe Dot Org (04.17.56): Hatt to your left! Schroe Dot Org (04.18.00): Cheetah to your right! Aussie Ben Work (04.18.01): eh? Aussie Ben Work (04.18.06): I see. Schroe Dot Org (04.18.07): The geckos are behind you! Schroe Dot Org (04.18.10): RUN OR FIGHT! Aussie Ben Work (04.18.13): right. Schroe Dot Org (04.19.43): * Cheetah eats…
FISH
[01:09] *** Schroe is now known as Azula [01:10] [Drain> NO. NO AZULA. [01:10] [Drain> BAD SCHROE [01:10] [Azula> … [01:10] * Drain smacks Azula around a bit with a large AssCraft. [01:10] [Azula> why notz? [01:10] [Drain> ;_; dunno [01:10] [zs-craft> k. [01:10] [Drain> stfu zs [01:10] [Azula> http://soap.schroe.org/cg/azula.jpg
FUN IN CHAT YES
“And what’s your name?” “Verdie.” “Birdy? We already had a character named Birdy.” “No no, VERDIE” “Oh, right. Verdie. . .” “Here, step over here, on this here, eh, button. You’ll find that these buttons are utensil sensitive . . . Meaning that they’re sensitive to, eh, utensils. Step on it, and the spoon comes…
dream 01.09.07
I had a dream that a friend of mine that I hadn’t seen in a long while came over. Imagine Joanna Dark, about 16-17 years old. In the dream, I was around 18-19. She came over, and we just sat in my room and talked. It turned out that she had run away from home,…
dream 01.09.02
I had a dream last that that was rather … odd. It started when we went to a Taco Bell. This Taco Bell was odd in two ways. One, it only servers nachos with chicken and white onions. Two, the restaurant was someone’s house. They were a bit busy, so I went in to the…
talking to myself
[Schroe> One day, I walked to town [Schroe> You did not [Schroe> Did too [Schroe> Oh, shut up [Schroe> You were there. [Schroe> You never go anywhere without me [Schroe> Maybe I did and I didn’t tell you [Schroe> Quit lying [Schroe> Screw you [Schroe> Bah.