Bah, Xface, you didn’t allow replies :\
From your post, yes, your parents do seem to be gits, but I can’t make an opinion or take sides. I don’t know the whole story.
“But it just burned…it burned like chlorinated water…why do my tears burn?” & “Also, my eyes burn. Crying made them sore. Stupid tears.”
Not to sound insensitive, but that’s prolly too much salt in your tears. Drink more water.