Corkies 3
Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago. Schnorks, Yumblie, and the revenge of an angry underwater creature. Next >
Month: August 2001
talking to myself
[Schroe> One day, I walked to town [Schroe> You did not [Schroe> Did too [Schroe> Oh, shut up [Schroe> You were there. [Schroe> You never go anywhere without me [Schroe> Maybe I did and I didn’t tell you [Schroe> Quit lying [Schroe> Screw you [Schroe> Bah.
niche market
They’re giving him shit in the main channel for stepping out of his niche, and he bitches about it more. All he ever does is 1. Make jokes, or 2. Turn serious conversations into jokes. And he bitches that they only see hims as entertainment. That’s all he’s presented himself as!
gd dad
Thunderstorm. Dad uses PC during thunderstorm. “It’s okay, I’ve got a surge protector!” Surge protector doesn’t cover the phone line. Modem fries. Dad demands I let him use my PC. “That program you use is dial-up only, Dad. I don’t have a dial-up PC anymore.” “Oh.” *grumbles and yells* “Fine, Dad.” *replaces fried modem with…
Stuck In the Middle With You
Everyone’s got something talk about except me. Everyone’s got a complaint worth listening to except me. Everyone’s got it better or worse than me. I’m just stuck in the middle. Things have been very droll lately. This’ll be the first August that I don’t go back to school . . . I haven’t got a…
Right.
SchroeDotOrg: Right. Aussie Ben Work: Left! SchroeDotOrg: Up! Aussie Ben Work): Down! SchroeDotOrg: YES! Aussie Ben Work: NO! SchroeDotOrg: RAR! Aussie Ben Work): AIEEEE! SchroeDotOrg: Boing! Aussie Ben Work: Beep!
6am, no sleep
microwaves make the molecules vibrate back and forth and makes things heat up fast kinda like the way super man escaped and ice cube one time Or I could be completely wrong on both accunts It’s six am fuck you too
How people react to nonsense.
[05:45]Schroe> dsfihew [05:45]schnorks> hjhguyghv’ [05:46]Schroe> sdvioioioekf? [05:46]schnorks> djfhjrfhjjfg. [05:46]Schroe> oioioiwer wpoefusklfd welksdklfsd . [05:46]schnorks> jhgftutfyhf fgdfj dfgj, dfhfgj gfjhdj. [05:46]Schroe> werds iuwerkjsnd fa boifgs thew dfiusdfrkser? [05:47]schnorks> kjhkjhgjg! fdhgffjdhkh fdhfgj gghghjkhk ffghh. [05:47]Schroe> sdriuwerjwer. [05:47]schnorks> kjhkjhkjdkhg fdhfgjk?!
Mind the timestamps
[22:15] [C] And that’s the perfect note for me to leave. Bye bye IRC server, bye bye Netscape….[22:17] [C] Bye bye AIM.[22:19] [C]> And, finally, bye-bye, you lot.[22:22] *** C Quit [Note, no one responded during the 7 minutes it took him to leave.]
I’m Not Graham
Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation. Some idiot says: hey asshole Schroe says: ‘sup shitmonger? Some idiot says: not much nishal fucker, hehehe graham Schroe says: ‘scuse me? Some idiot says: do u no who this is? Schroe says: Not a clue. Some idiot says: HAHAHA ill…
jar
[CA] Yes, you’ve got to love “Why did they kick you out?” “Mesa clumsy!” Shakespeare WEPT. [Rad] That’s comic relief. [CA] Bollocks is it. [Rad] You don’t look at the comic relief for great dialogue. [Kai] I’d rather have hand relief in Star Wars film.
On Toes
“Toes are widely accepted as existing. UFOs, especially rods, are not.” – Chad
We only talk when you’re not around
[after hours of no one talking in #rarebox] [23:16] *** Valkryie_Alita has joined #rarebox [11 minutes of silence] [23:27] *** Valkryie_Alita has left #rarebox [Nigh on an hour of no one talking in #rarebox] [00:25] *** Valkryie_Alita #rarebox [00:27] Valkryie_Alita> that’s it, everyone tell me, do you all hate me? [00:29] Schroe> AAAAAAHHAHHAHA [00:29] Schroe>…
In #studio64 . . .
[In #studio64 . . . ] [TK> Lak, can I ask you a big favor? Can you ban Cammi, Schroe, Schnorks, and any other idiots from #rarebox from this channel [Mank> TK, Schroe cannot be banned. [Geno> TK, uh.. [Mank> She’s a network admin. [TK> They should be banned from #studio64 [schnorks> Just ignore him…
After a netsplit that was my fault
[20:19] [schroe> FUCK [20:21] [deathscytheFish> hahahaha that’s the first time i’ve ever seen Schroe say that [20:22] [zero-LoD> ahaha i should add that to my quit message :D
Chicago Schroe 29
Originally created as a flash file, now a png.
Rakanishu
[ZS] rakanishu..isn’t that like some unique monster in diablo ii? [Rakanishu] Yes it is [C] And there it is!! Quick, it’s sitting in R! Catch it! [Again, he attempts to get involved in something he knows nothing about.] [R] … [ZS] oh yea, i killed you today, Rakanishu [So, he tries to change the subject…
Oblivious
Oh, I’ve got another one you should see, it’s rather funny. FS, loved by most, left this network because of C. C appears to be the only person who DOESN’T know that. [C] Has anyone seen L recently? I want to transfer FS’s nick over to him since he doesn’t look like ever coming back,…