There is a fine line \ Between genius and madness. \ It is called timing.
I’ve got no problem that Ashley is a stripper. I’ve got no problem that Kara’s a fucking lush. I’ve got no problem that Lametria’s dumb as bricks. I do have a problem that they think that because I have internet access, and they pay rent here, that they are entitled to use my connection without…
Schroe Dot Org: As with any game creator, a pattern can be seen in their actions. Rare and Collecting things, for example. However, in crosswords and word searches, the patterns are more evident. In a crossword book, usually each puzzle within is written by the same person. This one person has only their own vocabulary…
Names have been changed to protect the guilty. In the great land of Geek, there were several senators and one emperor. The emperor was kind and generous. Most of he senators were vile and picky. The emperor decided one day to bring in a new senator, Ass. Ass wasn’t liked by the people at all,…
English class tonight lasted 5 minutes. All five minutes, the teacher praised me. Out of 8 essays due over the course, I turned in 3. And they were just that good.
The fucking bitch did it again. Christ, she’s fucking stupid. She wakes up a full three hours before me, and doesn’t take a shower until the moment I get up. Fuck it, I’m going to class late. Update: The bitch gets out of the shower fifty minutes after she gets in. I get in the…
I don’t recall any of before this portion, other than that I was with my mother. My mother left me with a cart at what I think was a Walgreen’s. The Walgreen’s was very large, and very busy. The hall I was in, which was near the doors and checkout, was crowded, and people were…
Candice fails to realize that we are not friends with her, we merely live with her. Today, she decided to bitch to Jessica about me. “I bet she just told Jake flat out that the bottles were mine, she probably didn’t even try to cover for me!” She says. Why the fuck would I risk…
Three people. One male, two females. RPG! Rapidly forgetting … I find myself walking with two others through a market. The man seems nothing more than a fighter, and the woman appears to be an archer using crossbows. Well, poo, she’s out of bolts. “Don’t worry,” I say, “I’ll get you some.” The bolts are…
Hello, shitty day. I had a job interview at 6pm today. Six in the evening. SIX. I leave my appartment at 4:30, and get on a bus out to the blue line. I get on the blue line to go to Cumberland. Great, 30 minutes to get there, and it’s only 10 blocks away. I…
Okay, more dreams. I dreamed that I had an apartment in the alley behind my grandmother’s house, and I could see her yard from my window. (In reality, there is a warehouse there, not apartments.) I was sipping coffee next to the window when I heard sirens. A police cruiser and an ambulance came into…
I’m not sure which came first, the sorority, the diablo, or the shopping, but the shopping came before the sorority. The diablo portion of the dream … I was in a bus, travelling down an open country road. Eventually, we got out of the bus, though I don’t recall how or when. Something caused us…
I had a dream about elevators. I fucking hate elevators, but I have to deal with them every day. It’s a stupid irrational fear that they’ll malfunction. I’ve never truly had an elevator malfuntion with me in it, but the one at Carter East came damned close every time I stepped into it. I started…
What would I have done, if she stepped on the bird? Would I have yelled at her for not paying attention? Would I have sobbed at the loss of an innocent bird? Would I have commented on the tragedy as a prophet, claiming it to be an omen or representation of human nature – we’re…
The kitchen smells like three week rotted food because Candice never does her dishes. She’s too busy dirtying more dishes to notice. She uses up her clean ones, then uses up our clean ones, and then lets them sit in their own mildewy filth. I washed them all. I said to her, “That is the…
I had a dream about a game. I looked over the edge of the boat. Trees were barely visable over the floodwaters. Some of the water was standing water, other parts had currents. I remember thanking our leader for the currents. Ms. Milly Prower, our savior, had devised machines to create currents and stop currents….
Update 1: Retarded fucking roommates should DIE. Toilet clogs, and Candice is adamant to cling to claiming that it’s not our fault. This arouses suspicion in me, for I am paranoid. The toilet is clogged again, this morning. Why? Candice flushes tampons. Tampons clog toilets in old buildings. Candice caused all of this >:| Update…
The dream started with Jorenko and I sitting on my bed. He was watching me play Diablo II, trying to distract me. I kept yelling at him, because he wasn’t supposed to be there, he was supposed to be somewhere else. I was getting really pissed off at him, but I couldn’t remember what it…
The dream started with me finding a snake in my room. My room was not this apartment nor my home in Ohio, but another apartment of my own. The snake was a red and yellow one, with black spots. He never tried to bite me, ever, but I still held him by the neck ‘n’…
Inside a giant melon, scraping fruity syrup form the walls, eating melon. yum.
The dream started with Jason Alexander and myself walking along a beach, talking about sand. We discussed how it looks a lot redder today. As we’re walking, we come to a cliff. Vines grow down the side of it, all the way to the shallow water at the bottom. Pieces of manikins are floating there,…
Schroe Dot Org (1:41:34 PM): Um, yeah, so I saw a death sequence dream. J Jorenko (1:41:54 PM): Do tell Schroe Dot Org (1:43:37 PM): Rapist dude came back again, but this time was very very violent, so I kinda died. J Jorenko (1:43:51 PM): :o Schroe Dot Org (1:44:02 PM): Before I died, though,…
An Invader Zim dream. I should draw the characters some time. They are strange. As it starts, we have a view of a large crowd viewing a stage. It looks like a concert of some sort, and there is a single female human on the stage, over which every boy is drooling except two. Zim,…
Last Night’s Dreams: The dream started at some awards show. I was the lighting/stage crew, so I began tearing everything down after it had finished. People had forgotten things behind the stage, such as t-shirts and music stands. People had returned their shirts, too, because they were too small. I gave them new ones. I…
I remember waking at 7AM thinking how it was odd that I could have such a detailed, intense dream in such a short time. It was winter in a city, and my mother and I were walking on the streets. We had just left an ice show, so it was in the evening. She and…
Candice really REALLY REALLY needs to start thinking before speaking. I: “My friend Josh is coming over tomorrow. We’re prolly going to hang out around here playing games.” Candice: “Hee hee, I’ll be sure to leave! *wink wink*” I: . . . “I have a boyfriend. I am loyal to my boyfriend.” Luckily, she interrupted,…