15
Feb
The update for today consists of 26 new (old) updates posted today and backdated to years long past because I don’t know when they were originally made. There are these people I knew online and I sometimes drew crappy comics based on their jokes or my emo crap, and we had a hell of a lot of fun just freestyle roleplaying and stuff. Some of these were made when I was still in high school, some during my stay in Chicago. It’s done now, I have no reason to start it up again.
Go read the Corkies archive and hate me for what I did 7 or more years ago.
28
Dec
SEVEN MONTHS LATER…
And that’s the last comic.
21
May
Second comic with a proper timestamp for its creation. Backdated to the original date it was uploaded. LET’S SEE HOW LONG THIS COMEBACK LASTED!
Pencil doodle includes Happy Bob.
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10
Apr
First comic with a proper timestamp for its creation. Backdated to the original date I attempted to bring Corkies back.
GIS (Google Image Search) again.
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3
Aug
Originally done when I was still in Chicago, so the entry has been back-dated to half a million years ago.
Warning, warning, lack of interest in creating comic immanent.
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27
Jul
Originally done when I was still in Chicago, so the entry has been back-dated to half a million years ago.
Braiding.
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17
Jul
Originally done when I was still in Chicago, so the entry has been back-dated to half a million years ago.
Yep, worse than death.
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3
Jul
Originally done when I was still in Chicago, so the entry has been back-dated to half a million years ago.
Avid Diablo 2 players ahoy.
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12
Jun
Originally done when I was still in Chicago, so the entry has been back-dated to half a million years ago.
Background images are photos of the place I actually lived. Obvious GIS pastings ahoy. Also, Habitual Stare (O_o) started in high school when Jorenko, myself, and two others were the “administrators” of the high school computer lab & network (we set it up). A printout of O_o was taped to some cardboard and sat in the corner to watch everyone.
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15
May
Originally done when I was still in Chicago, so the entry has been back-dated to half a million years ago.
Laaaaaame.
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1
May
Originally done when I was still in Chicago, so the entry has been back-dated to half a million years ago.
Cammi (who was supposed to transfer to my school and be my roommate but didn’t) and TNG (TheNintenGenius). TNG was another scientist, though not as mad as that octopus.
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17
Apr
Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.
And thus ends the highschool comics.
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3
Apr
Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.
Chemicals are dangerous, dude.
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20
Mar
Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.
Blah blah blah…
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6
Mar
Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.
Freestyle roleplay means we all had superpowers. SHINY ICE POWERS ACTIVATE.
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27
Feb
Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.
An annoying toaster, improperly disposed of by a Jorenko.
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20
Feb
Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.
Jeff was an annoying prat, now he’s a cool prat. Somewhere in between he was a toaster.
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13
Feb
Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.
What the hell was that octopus mad scientist’s name…
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6
Feb
Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.
Stereotypical surly receptionist, Wap Quoire. She’s an elf or something.
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16
Jan
Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.
Ettin Industries was a comic that Ettin started up and after a while I did the coloring and layout for. Like all half-arsed comics, it died, too.
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19
Dec
Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.
He’s more of a tiny green elephant, really. No relation to the Snorks.
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21
Nov
Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.
More underwater creature shenanigans.
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24
Oct
Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.
Ettin had a shitty internet connection.
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26
Sep
Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.
When he was 12 or so, Ettin actually attempted to make everyone on IRC think he’d died in a car accident by trying to get someone to pretend they read an article in the newspaper about it. This comic makes him look more clever than he actually was about it.
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29
Aug
Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.
Schnorks, Yumblie, and the revenge of an angry underwater creature.
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