Art by MeddygonThere is a fine line \ Between genius and madness. \ It is called timing.

Some time last year, I got a spam email that has managed to live in my inbox for a long time simply because of the title above. The content is just as wonderful.

Do you like Jerky? Do you like money?

from Clint.

AMANDA,
Do you love JERKY? Would you like your JERKY to pay you money… I know it sounds silly, if not unrealistic, but let’s look at the facts:
1) It sells. It is literally sold in every convenience store, grocery store, and is in prime locations within these stores, all because it does sell!
2) It is consumable – people eat it (often within minutes of purchase).
3) It is naturally preserved (if it can last long enough to put into storage)
4) Is a great protein and low carb food source