Art by MeddygonThere is a fine line \ Between genius and madness. \ It is called timing.

Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.

An annoying toaster, improperly disposed of by a Jorenko.

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Dream, dream, dream . . .

The first that I recall was trying to show the character Mr. Burns just how evil he really is, kinda like a Scrooge/Ghost thing. I dragged him to a small children’s hospital and forced him to sit with the kids for a long time. While I was there, Jenessa showed up to tease people. I asked her to leave, and forcibly pushed her out the window entrance to the room. The only way into this room was through a window on the second story, with a small patch of roof to step up from. She finally agreed to leave, and when she had her back turned, I pushed her. Someone, Halley, saw this, and agreed to keep silent, because she and many others thought that Janessa deserved it. Janessa is brought up to the care center on the 2nd story in a bit and healed. (HP system for this dream: Upon death or serious injury, a certain number of HP is removed from your total permanently) Janessa begins to cause trouble in the hospital, and I go to throw her out again. She leaves, and again, is pushed from the roof. We just leave her this time. We don’t care.

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Dream 1. Corkies LARPing Earthbound.

Dream 2. (WHOOOO SNOW outside, just noticed) Anyhoo, Jorenko and I were walking around this house or summat, and when we got to the backyard, there was a competition of sorts going on, and Mike Shapiro was hosting it.

Dream 3. Someone named Lucy and I were hired to paint a mural on some garage doors to a place. She and I never met, we worked in shifts. I started with an image of Link, then she painted one of her own, but she wrote things next to it like a lamer, and that irritated me. She painted up messages to me. Then she asked me to start doing her work. ARG.

I drew Vash for the first time ever!

I wish I had my peach marker, but Cammi has it. BLAAAAH! Damn you, Katsuconfusion!

In a small classroom, like none I’ve ever seen, the students draw on the board while the substitute teacher yells at them, “Don’t make me get Lak! You know I will!” Jorenko, Squee, a few other Corkies and I sit in the back of the room just talking and playing with slinkies. For some reason, the sub and I get into a fight, and he ends up kidnapping me. All that I have with me in the car is a broken slinky. He drives off, threatening to kill me and stuff. I convince him not to kill me by giving him certain favors with the aid of a slinky. He continues driving down a road until it becomes a dirt road, and then he follows that. The road becomes surrounded on either side by some sort of plant that’s being farmed there. It’s all in rows, and the car is going between the rows. Ahead of us on the road is a bunch of other cars, all slowly heading to the same place. The sub, a bitter old man, starts to drive through the field, trying to get past the other drivers. I smack him and yell, “Are you TRYING to get caught?” He gets back in line with the other cars, and later we’re walking down the same path. All the people are trying to get to a baseball field where there’s some woman in Aztec style clothing singing in a strange language. The sub an I veer from the path at the last moment and head down a hill to get away. Three men in a golf cart scoot up to us – one is also an old man, while the other two are armed guards. I levitate, trying to look scary and frighten them. It works, and then I land next to them and say, “Hiya!” and walk off as they arrest the sub.

Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.

Jeff was an annoying prat, now he’s a cool prat. Somewhere in between he was a toaster.

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Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.

What the hell was that octopus mad scientist’s name…

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The Corkies were all in a PC lab designing maps in Starcraft or the Sims, their preference. I would monitor their progress from within their design. When everyone was near finishing, Kyle was busy putting something, thinking it looked bad, and removing it – repeatedly. He had a startcraft water map with a temple, and then some lava over to the side somewhere, and he was trying to build Sims’ walls on the water. I paddled around in a canoe.

Dib just knocked Zim upside the head and now Mai is going to kick Dib’s arse . . . dot jay pea gee.

At the start of the dream, I’m being driven out of the Commune by … some company. They turn the entire Commune into the playhouse for some super genius kid (looked like Akira). They would always have games and people over to entertain him, but he’d only sit at some little Tandy and program things. Whatever agency I worked for wanted me to kill the boy. The boy was more Tetsuo-ish than Akira. He had a Kaori … but it was *gag* Flinchum. I make my way through the game room. I’m well hidden because there’s a bunch of kids there, 500 billion arcade machines. :D

Then they order all kids to leave, so I have to hide. They don’t find me. It’s time for the kid to do his job, the reason they keep him – he’s got to do some hacking. They leave him alone to do his work except for one old woman who’s watching over him. I step into the doorway, and see that the kid is seated in seat second from the right in a row of four seats at a table. On the table are two computers. He’s sitting at the computer on the left. I bring up my gun and say, “Aren’t you usually on the right?” (Which he usually is). The woman gets up and yells for security. Too late. Tee hee. Time to destroy whatever they learned through the kid. I broke stuff! And I got away! And I blew up my Commune to get rid of them :(

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My parents were driving around, I was in the backseat. We slowed next to this woman on the side of the road as we were about to enter some campus. She wanted to take our order, so we ordered tea. My dad started to drive off, but the woman shouted, “Don’t you want your tea?!” Dad replied, “Bring it to us when we park.” For some reason, I was embarrassed by this. He then proceeds to park in the second farthest parking spot away. The farthest was occupied by a white Chrysler, which also happened to be what we were driving. We got out of the car and see Jorenko standing at a picnic table in the playground. We run up, say hello, then Jorenko and I go off to play on the slide. Steven Tyler (his voice was Mr. Morgan’s) was the Slide Director, and he chose who got to go down and when. He would only let people go down if they could name a flavor of pop that no one else had yet. I named a bunch of Faygo flavors, so I got to go down the slide a lot. Everyone’s hair was dyed, too. Bright orange, red, yellow, green, etc.

For some reason, it moved on to a view of a message board and a bunch of different avatars. Wasn’t my board, but there were avatars of me on it.

Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.

Stereotypical surly receptionist, Wap Quoire. She’s an elf or something.

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— oooh, nothing like some surprise bondage to make my night,

Don’t look at me like that. I was only 3 weeks old :-(

— Ah, self-portrait?

The body’s mind recently opened up some past memories This is a scene from when they’re taking the body to have the “Growths” removed from her back.

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The souls are easy to explain.

Azula is a evil, conniving bitch who’s capable of doing good only when it benefits her

Amanda is a bitter young woman who just wants to live her life after it was taken from her before her time.

Kerin’s deathly afraid of everything, but she’s capable of being sneaky when she needs to.

Scissors spends all his time making as many people as possible miserable.
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I just dreamed that I was searching for Johnny the Homicidal Maniac in a park. There were a bunch of monsters in the park, and they all tasted like bologna. I met nny and he sounded just like Dib.

More Irken/Zim fanart. Replacement for Tallest Schroe. Tallest Blue is just too kewl.