Stupid New Mommy Shit

Alright, I’m going to be a completely dorky new mom in this post and share some ideas of what I’m going to do to my kid before s/he’s aware of a mother’s ability to embarrass the hell out of the him/her. Hopefully this will be the only time I do anything along these lines, because I never wanted to become a stupid moodswing-driven love/hatebucket (fucking hormones).

Onesies that are cosplays of some sort. Prints on them that make them look like the outfits of things. Think along the lines of the t-shirt that has a tux-front on it. Lame like that.

A maternity shirt with “ENTIRE TEAM” over my belly while I’m still carrying.

Little plastic nerd shit (mario coins, whatever) instead of generic plastic keys

Nookie that looks like Bowser’s mouth or something equally geeky

possibly give the kid a horribly (but not obviously) nerdy middle name (first names have been chosen, Penelope & Jonas). Middle names considered so far include Arya and other characters from a Song of Ice and Fire.

I’ll update this more when I think of things. If you have any ideas, share.

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