Amy, Candice

My stupid bitch ex-roommate just came in a half hour ago. All her stuff is in the living room, so she has no reason to be in the other rooms.

She arrived expecting us to hang out with her. At midnight or later. When we’ve got things to do.

I can’t wait to break it to her that she needs to be out of the house by noon. Christ I hate that stupid, thieving, cum-sucking whore.

Candice is much better, but she, like every human, has her faults. Her main one being that she’ll talk non stop, going through five subjects, never letting you have any say on anything. She’ll also interrupt whatever you’re currently saying to do this.

She also has a habit of trying to get ahead of you in line for the bus, even if you’ve already got your card in the slot.

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