dream 2001.09.02

I had a dream last that that was rather … odd. It started when we went to a Taco Bell.

This Taco Bell was odd in two ways. One, it only serves nachos with chicken and white onions. Two, the restaurant was someone’s house.

They were a bit busy, so I went in to the house and what see? Cammi works there! Oddly enough, we walk outside just for the hell of it.

While we’re traversing the docks, we notice that we’re unbelievably close to Cedar Point. So I begin explaining all the rides to her. The rides look nothing like their real life counterparts, but I explain them to Cammi as if they were.

We get closer to the fence of Cedar Point and peer in. While looking in, we somehow ARE in. Inside, we met up with Cobra. We went inside one of the many buildings, and it was a daycare of some sort. Cobra went into the lower levels to pester a pair of prats, and I remained on the upper deck.

A little kid runs up behind me and starts with the fake battle moves. I whip around and KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa *he runs* MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *FIRE* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! And I hit Vegeta, who starts bleeding like one of the Tediz.

And then my cell phone rings. The Ringer’s the Minigame music from TLoZ.

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Corkies 3

Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.

Schnorks, Yumblie, and the revenge of an angry underwater creature.

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talking to myself

[Schroe> One day, I walked to town
[Schroe> You did not
[Schroe> Did too
[Schroe> Oh, shut up
[Schroe> You were there.
[Schroe> You never go anywhere without me
[Schroe> Maybe I did and I didn’t tell you
[Schroe> Quit lying
[Schroe> Screw you
[Schroe> Bah.
[Schroe> Can I get on with the story?
[Schroe> By all means, yes.
[Schroe> Okay. Well. This one day, I walked to town and
[Schroe> Wait wait wait – when was this?
[Schroe> What do you care, you think it didn’t happen?
[Schroe> Humour me.
[Schroe> Oh fine, it was 20 years prior to the spaghetti wars, mkay?
[Schroe> Fine.
[Schroe> Okay, so I went to town, and I stepped on this rat, but it wasn’t just any street rat, oh noooooo, this rat was special-
[Schroe> Why, because it could sing?
[Schroe> No, because it could dance.
[Schroe> A dancing rat.
[Schroe> Yes.
[Schroe> Okay…..
[Schroe> It was like a dancing monkey! It belonged to some guy.
[Schroe> *rolls eyes*
|Schroe> Well, anyway, the dancing rat was his source of income, and I stepped on it, so he couldn’t make money anymore.
[Schroe> How nice.
[Schroe> Shut up.
[Schroe> All right, all right, what happened next?
[Schroe> I shot him in the face and took all his money.
[Schroe> …
[Schroe> What?
[Schroe> … Why to I have to share a cranium with you?
[Schroe> WHAT?!
[Schroe> ….

[Schroe> hehe
[schnorks> Interesting…
[Schroe> That wasted a whole 4 minutes.
[schnorks> You must be fucking bored…
[Schroe> fuck yeah

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6am, no sleep

microwaves make the molecules vibrate back and forth and makes things heat up fast kinda like the way super man escaped and ice cube one time

Or I could be completely wrong

on both accunts

It’s six am

fuck you too

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Chicago Schroe 29

Originally created as a flash file, now a png. 
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Corkies 2

Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.

Schroe, Schnorks, and a viper.

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Chicago Schroe 28

Originally created as a flash file, now a png. 
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Chicago Schroe 27

Originally created as a flash file, now a png. 
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Chicago Schroe 26

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Chicago Schroe 25

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Corkies 1

Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.


The green guy is Schnorks. The red one is Yumblie.

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Chicago Schroe 24

Originally created as a flash file, now a png. 
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Chicago Schroe 23

Originally created as a flash file, now a png. 
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Chicago Schroe 22

Originally created as a flash file, now a png. 
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Chicago Schroe 21

Originally created as a flash file, now a png.  GBA launch date.
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Chicago Schroe 20

Originally created as a flash file, now a png. 
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Chicago Schroe 19

Originally created as a flash file, now a png. 

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Big Picture

Have you ever sat and thought about everything?

Seriously, have you just sat, and figured what you meant to the world?

You don’t mean anything.

But you mean a lot to people around you.

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Chicago Schroe 18

Originally created as a flash file, now a png. 
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Chicago Schroe 17

Originally created as a flash file, now a png. Originally animated. The portal spun in panels 2 and 3.

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Chicago Schroe 16

Originally created as a flash file, now a png. Originally animated. The portal spun in all 3 panels.
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Chicago Schroe 15

Originally created as a flash file, now a png. Also was originally animated. Panel 2 the light wiggled.
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Chicago Schroe 14

Originally created as a flash file, now a png.
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Chicago Schroe 13

Originally created as a flash file, now a png.
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Chicago Schroe 12

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