Art by Meddygon
Tag Archives: roommates
Maria
She’s got a fucking bathroom of her own, why the fuck does she keep using mine? The only entrance to my bathroom is through my bedroom. I only dread to think how she’ll react to what she’s declared my “booty … Continue reading
Roommates
Roommate status: Lametria and Kara have moved out. It’s just Ashley and I in this two bedroom appartment until they move in new people in January.
Lametria
“You know coffee stains teeth, right?” – Lametria, said in a manner in which she was trying to get me to stop drinking coffee forever, because she doesn’t like the smell (which she expressed later).
TJ
Ghetto-bitch roommate Lametria decides to introduce me to her friend’s roommate, whom she assumes I’ll get along fine with because he’s a gamer, too. Things I learnt about “TJ” – He’s a hyperactive gamer dweeb. He is not, by any … Continue reading
Ashley
My roommate is threating to fail out of school to make her parents lose a lot of money, because she’s unhappy here. Update 2:00 pm She got off the phone and prepared to go out for a cigarette, so I … Continue reading
Kara
Is social interaction with people who think that appearance is more important than character even worth it?
New Roommates
I’ve got no problem that Ashley is a stripper. I’ve got no problem that Kara’s a fucking lush. I’ve got no problem that Lametria’s dumb as bricks. I do have a problem that they think that because I have internet … Continue reading
new ‘mate
Well, my new roommate is moving in at four am. EDIT: Nope, the message taker was a git. New roomie called, she’s coming in at 10AM
Candice
Candice came home at around 1:30 pm today (she didn’t come home the night before) and has been sleeping since then.
Candice
I am so glad to be already showered. It’s 10:46, and as far as Candace knows, I just woke up. And she just got in the shower.
Candice
The fucking bitch did it again. Christ, she’s fucking stupid. She wakes up a full three hours before me, and doesn’t take a shower until the moment I get up. Fuck it, I’m going to class late. Update: The bitch … Continue reading
Candice
Candice fails to realize that we are not friends with her, we merely live with her. Today, she decided to bitch to Jessica about me. “I bet she just told Jake flat out that the bottles were mine, she probably … Continue reading
News In Six Parts
I get home. News: Jessie bought her cell phone. News 2: Candice has purchased CASES of alcohol and has been consuming it all day. News 3: At the arcade, I started a new craze. Random … on hard mode. I … Continue reading
Shopping
Okay, a few things about yesterday. Some people just don’t know what to ask when shopping. When I mentioned that I needed to go to Walgreens to get some bathroom cleaner, Jessie asked if I’d go cell phone shopping with … Continue reading
Candice
Coffee grounds spilt in trash bin. Not mine. Min asks me to clean them up because it’s my coffee machine. I said no. They are not my grounds, and I am not Candice’s maid. Min cleans.
Candice
Damn that bitch. She still hasn’t done her dishes from weeks ago. Not only that, it’s 10:47 AM and she’s drunk off her box of Corona, which she finished by herself this morning.
Candice
Okay, I’m a very lazy, sloppy, messy person, who really doesn’t care if her room looks like a pack of wild geese have been through it So you know it’s pretty serious when I get pissed about cleanliness issues. The … Continue reading
Idiots with Tampons; Dream
Update 1: Family friendly dream: Some company was testing some radioactive shite, and somehow, this related to planet of the apes. There was also a game in which one must escape without being seen by the guards. Tough game, I … Continue reading
Candice
Candice really REALLY REALLY needs to start thinking before speaking. I: “My friend Josh is coming over tomorrow. We’re prolly going to hang out around here playing games.” Candice: “Hee hee, I’ll be sure to leave! *wink wink*” I: . … Continue reading
Dream 2002.05.08
The first dream I remembered until five minutes ago, when Amy decided that she needed to make a phone call with the cordless phone in the room I’m sleeping in, even though the other two large rooms were empty. The … Continue reading
Dream 02.04.25
Bitch Amy wakes me up by screaming about how she’s late for an interview. I had a dream I was visiting home, and doing laundry. I folded a pair of socks, and stuffed them into my travel bag. I get … Continue reading
Dream 02.04.22
It was a Brazil type dream. I show up for work or something in this large, ornate room with some sort of statue at the center. I never got a good look at it. I was dressed in a long … Continue reading