• Candice

    Candice fails to realize that we are not friends with her, we merely live with her. Today, she decided to bitch to Jessica about…

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  • Dream 02.09.19

    Three people. One male, two females. RPG! Rapidly forgetting … I find myself walking with two others through a market. The man seems nothing…

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  • Song

    [Geno> schroe schroe schroe your boat.. [Schroe> Geno down the stream [Toad> Emily emily emily emily.. [Schroe> Graph is but a _V

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  • Shitty Day

    Hello, shitty day. I had a job interview at 6pm today. Six in the evening. SIX. I leave my appartment at 4:30, and get…

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  • “lol”

    “Laughter through the internet feels so hollow and empty. “haha” “lol” “rofl”… I mean, you can just see the person looking blankly into the…

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  • preposition noun

    * Schroe verb preposition noun.* Yumblie adverb verb preposition noun.* Schroe adverb verb preposition article adjective noun.* Yumblie verb “Interjection!” adverb conjunction adverb verb…

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  • News In Six Parts

    I get home. News: Jessie bought her cell phone. News 2: Candice has purchased CASES of alcohol and has been consuming it all day.…

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  • shack

    If I get a job at Radio Shack, I can’t come home for Christmas.

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  • Shopping

    Okay, a few things about yesterday. Some people just don’t know what to ask when shopping. When I mentioned that I needed to go…

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  • Dream 02.09.12

    Okay, more dreams. I dreamed that I had an apartment in the alley behind my grandmother’s house, and I could see her yard from…

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  • Dream 2002.09.12

    I’m not sure which came first, the sorority, the diablo, or the shopping, but the shopping came before the sorority. The diablo portion of…

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  • Misdial

    What the fuck? Five phone calls in two days from five different people all getting the wrong number.

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