• Jorenko in Germany

    Jorenko’s in Germany on a business trip, attending a trade show. He spent today being a tourist and send me some pictures. Behold the…

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  • The River (Part 2)

    (originally written late 2004) Chapter 2 Patience The rest of the evening was uneventful. I was thankful for this, though to whom I do…

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  • The River (part 1)

    (Originally written in late 2004)  Chapter 1 The Chase The river was beautiful. It was as clear as filtered and processed water, but it…

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  • Pay It Forward

    In 2000, a movie called “Pay It Forward” came about. In it, a social studies teacher gives his second-grade students a task for extra…

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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.odt

    One must understand that in this profession there is a likelihood of hearing firsthand a man’s descent into madness. It is not often that…

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  • Bonesaw.

    I saw a How-To by Propmedic/Juego/Yoink/Wossname on how he made his bonesaw. First thought: AWESOME. Second thought: I want one. Third thought: I want…

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  • Repetition

    (originally written 13 April 2004) As I walk down the darkened hall, my gun trembled in my hands. I had never been forced to…

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  • Legendary

    (Originally written 07 March 2005. Revised 15 March 2008) I am legendary. That is to say, there are legends about me. I do not…

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  • Goddamn winter.

    I have a headache. It started last night. It’s not a headache I normally have, and my medication doesn’t seem to affect it. It…

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  • Some time last year, I got a spam email that has managed to live in my inbox for a long time simply because of…

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  • Well crap.

    While playing TF2 tonight, my Virtually Indestructible Keyboard decided to give out again. As it did, it caused TF2 to crash, right in the…

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  • The Schelding Shift

    (You may have already read this. Originally written in October 2007.) It made me uncomfortable when she looked at me. She was a stern…

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