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  • Dream 02.11.07

    Chicago was flooded. “Jefferson” street was slowly becoming a river. It was shallow, but swimable. A bridge had been built over it, but the…

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  • Whores

    Legalise, regulate, and tax the hell out of prostitution.

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  • Dream 02.11.06

    I don’t know about the plot of this dream, or even if there was one, but it was loosely based on Harry Potter and…

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  • Maria

    I often wonder how much, if at all, Maria thinks before she speaks; or does she prefer to narrate her process of incorrectly generalizing…

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  • chicken meats

    How many people take into account the muscle structure of chicken as they’re eating it?

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  • Jorenko 47 danced with Cheddar Cheese and now Schroe 47 hates Cheddar.

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  • Dream 02.11.04

    I’m fairly certain this one started in the middle of something, because that’s where my first memory of it comes in. Some guy (I’m…

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  • Maria

    Maria just got back from her weekend trip to her parent’s house. First thing she asks me to do is rat our anything Ashley…

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  • Dream 02.11.03

    Dream 1 was the steps to Muhon on crazy. Seriously. I dreamt the steps to Solitary. Might have something to do with the eight…

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  • PIU

    We moved the PREX machine; it’s facing a different way. The 2nd-player side of the stage is next to the window, so when people…

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  • higher power theory

    Someone asked me how I could believe in a higher power and not believe in “God”. Conversation as follows. Me: Name something you’re good…

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  • pd0

    Toad just reminded me how much I hate Rare for changing Joanna. The image gallery he linked to reminds me of a porn shoot.…

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