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So when you go to college what do you need? Money. How do we get money? A job.

So here’s my problem, I can’t get a goddamned job.

My town is not a big town, it’s pretty small really. Now they are building a cinema, bowling and all that bollocks, probably to get more people here than the next town. With all this building work going on, nowhere wants to hire me or anyone, 2 shops have already been shutdown. So I’m poor and I probably will be until they build the bloody complex.

The best script. EVER.

All dispenser lovers, rejoice!

Put these into your console

bind “h” “voicemenu 1 4” I think you can guess what it does.

If you’re feeling a bit more adventurous

bind “mouse1” “+attack; voicemenu 1 4”