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Monthly Archives: November 2002
Lametria
Grand. Someone just called for Lametria Scott. “She doesn’t live here anymore.” Which is true. So no one should be calling her here, ever. Right? Well, she’s been using my phone without me knowing, as Maria told me a while … Continue reading
Maria
It’s funny how, whenever I say something to Maria along the lines of, “You shouldn’t skip school,” or “You shouldn’t waste your money on taxis,” she always says, “Hahha, you sound just like my mother.” Mom’s can’t possibly have good … Continue reading
Old News
I really fucking hate it when someone tells me “news” that they heard, and they heard it from me last week. And they pass it off as they’re the ones who told me.
Maria
I really hate Maria’s use of the term “chinky” to describe Asians.
More Maria
She said she was going to bed twelve minutes ago. She talked for ten. She’s finally turned off the light. Now she’s muttering to herself VERY LOUDLY. “oh gawd, it’s so hawt” etc.
Maria
Maria just came into our room to tell me that she heard Ashely making noises, and assumes she was masturbating. Maria described it first at “choking and gagging noises” so I assumed Ashley was puking. Then Maria said, “No, it … Continue reading
Hatt 9
#9 Rantt Ô_õ 11/11 I love Jorenko.
Dream 02.11.10
I had a dream we were moving. Mom, Dad, and I only, though. Tony wasn’t there, but my parents were insisting on getting everything packed up right away. We had just locked up several things in a mausoleum, and my … Continue reading
Maria & Donuts
So she eats a donut without asking. I ask her to not—I wish she’d shut up so I can fucking concentrate on what I’m typing—I ask her to not do it again. She says I’m overreacting, it’s just a donut. … Continue reading
Maria
I’m only up right now because Maria doesn’t know how to quietly open and close doors.
Dream 02.11.09
I had a dream I went to Dennis’ Place for Games, only it didn’t look like the ones out here. It was larger, less crowded, and brighter. Pump It Up was in the middle, but it was compact. The single … Continue reading
Generalism
I really, really, really hate it when people think that giving generic advice on a specific situation will help matters, or make them look smarter, wiser, and more experienced – especially when it’s unwanted and un-asked for.
Maria & Calling Mommy
Well, Maria’s back here. She went straight home from school because she wanted money, or so she says. She called her parents to pick her up from downtown. I bet she just got lost/confused.
Hatt 10
#10 Rantt Ô_õ 11/8 I love Dr. Lee influences.
Maria & Public Transit
Just thought I should mention that Maria and I were late for class yesterday because she spent 45 minutes on her hair. She and I had class at the same time, so I figured I’d teach her how to use … Continue reading
Dream 02.11.07
Chicago was flooded. “Jefferson” street was slowly becoming a river. It was shallow, but swimable. A bridge had been built over it, but the supports to that were crumbling. I stood, waiting, watching. People shopped around in the city slowly … Continue reading
Whores
Legalise, regulate, and tax the hell out of prostitution.
More Maria
Maria: (insert long one-sided conversation about nothing in particular in which she repeats herself five or so times) “… haha, you’re so funny, you’re like, ‘Ah! Our school’ and you hide behind the door, haha, the commercial for our school … Continue reading
Dream 02.11.06
I don’t know about the plot of this dream, or even if there was one, but it was loosely based on Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (or however it’s spelt) There were dementors chasing me (I replaced Harry) … Continue reading
Maria
I often wonder how much, if at all, Maria thinks before she speaks; or does she prefer to narrate her process of incorrectly generalizing what she’s just heard?
chicken meats
How many people take into account the muscle structure of chicken as they’re eating it?
I’m playing the Sims again
Jorenko 47 danced with Cheddar Cheese and now Schroe 47 hates Cheddar.