I’m Not Graham

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

Some idiot says: hey asshole
Schroe says: ‘sup shitmonger?
Some idiot says: not much nishal fucker, hehehe graham
Schroe says: ‘scuse me?
Some idiot says: do u no who this is?
Schroe says: Not a clue.
Some idiot says: HAHAHA ill give u a hint: FLATFOOT TUBBY!!!!1
Schroe says: Don’t know what you’re on about.

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FF0000 00FF00 0000FF

[Nipper> Too many bright colors?
[Klobber> Yeah
[Nipper> Oh, well. I like bright colors, so everyone else will have to like them. YOU WILL LIKE BRIGHT COLORS.
[Schroe> www.schroe.org
[Schroe> Will not.

jar

[Chris_A> Yes, you've got to love "Why did they kick you out?" "Mesa clumsy!" Shakespeare WEPT.
[Radish> That's comic relief.
[Chris_A> Bollocks is it.
[Radish> You don't look at the comic relief for great dialogue.
[Kai> I'd rather have hand relief in Star Wars film.

mindless mass

[SqueeMonkey> with a minion like this... we could rule the world :)
[Schroe> Ehu?
[SqueeMonkey> all of these mindless Masses
[Schroe> Squee, you're part of the mindless mass.
[SqueeMonkey> okay... but if bush can be prezident then I can surly rule the world :p
[Schroe> Go away.

On Toes

Chad: Toes are widely accepted as existing. UFOs, especially rods, are not.

We only talk when you’re not around

[no one talking in #rarebox]
[23:16] *** Valkryie_Alita has joined #rarebox
[23:27] *** Valkryie_Alita has left #rarebox
[still no one talking in #rarebox]
[00:25] *** Valkryie_Alita #rarebox
[00:27] Valkryie_Alita> that’s it, everyone tell me, do you all hate me?
[00:29] Schroe> AAAAAAHHAHHAHA
[00:29] Schroe> HGAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA
[00:29] Schroe> HAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
[00:29] Schroe> omg they hate me that means someones paying attention 2 me

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open indeces

[Chris_A> Well he did it to Rarewitchproject, too, so I mentioned it to Subdrag when he was on earlier and now Ice Mario has updated about it for some reason. Didn't provide a link back, though, sadly. What a sad life, though, wandering around trying to find folders without index.html files.
[Schroe> Ice Mario updated yesterday, after I'd talked to him about it for about an hour.

old skool

[12:18] [chris_A> The problem these days is that people expect to be able to complete a game. If you could beat a Spectrum or Atari game you were considered “l33t”, as it were.

He was what, 5, when spectrum was done? Fucking idiot.

hed esplode

SchroeDotOrg (2:10:20 AM): I’ll just go over here now so my head doesn’t explode.
KremlingForce (2:10:46 AM): Mmhmm. Whup, Conan’s on. back in a bit. Mind the explosion. I like your head better intact.

In #studio64 . . .

[In #studio64 . . . ]

[TK> Lak, can I ask you a big favor? Can you ban Cammi, Schroe, Schnorks, and any other idiots from #rarebox from this channel
[Mank> TK, Schroe cannot be banned.
[Geno> TK, uh..
[Mank> She’s a network admin.
[TK> They should be banned from #studio64
[schnorks> Just ignore him
[Geno> … You’re a dumbass TK

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