Things and Stuff.

#1

I find myself in a hospital bed. The doctor was about to perform surgery on me to remove eggs for donation. (I had read an ad for egg donation earlier this week, and it pays $5000) The doctor asks me if I’m ready, and I say sure. As he comes at me with the knife, I stop him. He then says, “There is no anesthesia for this operation.” He proceeds with the operation, all the while I’m screaming. Eventually, I pass out from the pain. I wake up in the waiting room, in the hospital gown. I start sobbing, wailing for my mother, but everyone ignores me. I sit in the crowded waiting room alone.

#2 Read more

My stupid bitch ex-roommate just came in a half hour ago. All her stuff is in the living room, so she has no reason to be in the other rooms.

She arrived expecting us to hang out with her. At midnight or later. When we’ve got things to do.

I can’t wait to break it to her that she needs to be out of the house by noon. Christ I hate that stupid, thieving, cum-sucking whore.

Candice is much better, but she, like every human, has her faults. Her main one being that she’ll talk non stop, going through five subjects, never letting you have any say on anything. She’ll also interrupt whatever you’re currently saying to do this.

She also has a habit of trying to get ahead of you in line for the bus, even if you’ve already got your card in the slot.

How many people will dismiss me simply because of my age?

I’m wise beyond my years, and arrogant beyond my peers. :]