I’m in class right now. We’re working with photoshop.
I’m colourin’ this guy.
class
April 30th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized
Apr, 30 2002
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Dream 02.04.30
April 30th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized
Apr, 30 2002
I was looking out a window at two people, a guy and a girl, struggling in the water. They made it to a dock, and I threw fishing line out the window. “When I get a fish, climb up!” I said. The first fish I caught was a piranha, and I said, “You’re lucky it didn’t get you in the water!” I shook it from the line and caught another fish. They climbed up and inside. I said, “You should ask Chad for the recording of this show.”
One of them replied, “He’s already got it online.”
“The old version, yes,” I said. “You need the new one.”
Fish
April 30th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized
Apr, 30 2002
[convo del]
Aussie Ben Work (2:45:28 AM): Okay. Your fish is my command.
Schroe Dot Org (2:45:38 AM): *shakes fish vigorously*
[my comment referring to an old typo of his. convo del]
Aussie Ben Work (2:54:25 AM): Your safe is secret with me. I’ll be careful.
Schroe Dot Org (2:54:46 AM): If you aren’t, you’ll be sleeping with the fishes.
Aussie Ben Work (2:56:28 AM): Hee hee! I can’t believe I typed a ‘fish’ error again. After ALL this time! And with YOU of all people!
Schroe Dot Org (2:56:58 AM): ^_^ Something’s fishy.
Schroe Dot Org (2:57:29 AM): I bought those action figures with my credit cod
Schroe Dot Org (2:58:08 AM): When the sea echoes your cries for help – you know you’re surrounded by parrot fish.
Aussie Ben Work (2:58:26 AM): *rimshot*
Schroe Dot Org (2:58:35 AM): I might take a second job as a piano tuna
Schroe Dot Org (2:59:13 AM): I said, “Hey, jack, you need your piano tuned?” and he said, “No, and me name is Sal, mon.”
Aussie Ben Work (2:59:54 AM): STOP! PLEASE!
Schroe Dot Org (3:00:00 AM): If you like the taste of sushi, then you must be a cunning linguist.
Schroe Dot Org (3:00:09 AM): Wait, that’s not a fish pun.
HOBO OF THE DAY – 29.4.2002
April 30th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized
Apr, 30 2002
Anthony, the crippled hobo. He was leaning against a wall late at night, asking people for food. He had his crutches next to him, and a brace type thing on his foot. His toe was stickin’ out and it looked fucked up. I went to taco bell ‘cos I wanted some din din for me, and I bought two extra tacos. I gave them to Anthony the Hobo and went on my way.
I’m a nice person.
Chicago Schroe 31
April 29th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized
Apr, 29 2002
Amy
April 29th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized
Apr, 29 2002
Amy can go piss up a rope.
The stupid bitch has the gall to yell at me for getting online for 15 minutes during the middle of the day, acting like it’s life threatening that the phone line isn’t open.
Then she proceeds to bitch at me repeating the same shit over and over, expecting ME to pay for voice mail we don’t need.
I wish she’d get a fucking grip on reality. If phone calls are so fucking important, maybe she should ask her mommy to buy her a cell phone.
Chicago Schroe 30
April 29th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized
Apr, 29 2002
Toys
April 28th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized
Apr, 28 2002
Schroe Dot Org (1:41:31 AM): Amy and I are going to an adult store tomorrow to buy … toys.
Cammiluna (1:43:51 AM): toooooooooooooys!
Schroe Dot Org (1:44:02 AM): Toys that go buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. XD
Cammiluna (1:44:22 AM): Teddy Tails wants lacey linnen!
Schroe Dot Org (1:46:18 AM): Should I buy teddy tails some panties? XD
What I did today
April 27th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized
Apr, 27 2002
1. Took mommy and daddy to Chinatown, and got daddy to eat at a Japanese restaurant.
2. Went to best buy and got a digital camera
3. Shot the shit with Tim and Cindy, had greek food, and got semi-drunk. :D
4. Came home, got online.
Dream 02.04.26
April 26th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized
Apr, 26 2002
I slightly remember one of my dreams, where everything on my monitor was shifting to the right.