Things and Stuff.

[17:15] [Schroe> I'll be moving April first, and I'll be living downtown
[17:16] [Bane> Cool cool
[17:16] [Schroe> for $600 a month! HOORAY.
[17:16] [Schroe> And I'll be living in an apartment building full of 18-24 year old girls
[17:16] [Bane> Heh
[17:16] [Schroe> and 4 people per apartment
[17:16] [Bane> (Lucky...! :P)
[17:17] [Schroe> The sucky thing about it, though, is that they're going to assign me to a group of girls who've been there a couple years
[17:17] [Jeff> Oohhhhh, that will be SO MUCH FUN!

[17:17] [Schroe> and there is no way in hell that they'll have the same interests as me
[17:17] [Bane> Why is that sucky?
[17:17] [Spacecow> ask to live up on the roof
[17:17] [Bane> Ah, okay
[17:18] [Schroe> And then there's the whole newbie status >:|
[17:18] [Jeff> Yeah, they'll probably all want to go out and get drunk every night and invite their boyfriends over and make babies all over the apartment and stuff...
[17:18] [Bane> Ha, they won't be internet geeks like us, I doubt you'll be a "newbie"
[17:18] [Schroe> No, I'll be the "new girl," which is exactly the same as newbie.
[17:19] [Bane> Yeah, but newbie sounds worse
[17:19] [Schroe> I'm going to spend a year as their little bitch
[17:19] [Jeff> Just be a bitch right back
[17:19] [Schroe> They'll go out of their way to annoy me, until they need computer help.
[17:20] [Bane> Well at least it isn't like a prison bitch. That would suck.
[17:20] [Jeff> What if they're also internet geeks?
[17:20] [Schroe> Then I'll be happy. How much you wanna bet they're going to make me do all cleaning? And how much you wanna bet I still won't do it?
[17:20] [Bane> Why would you?
[17:20] [Schroe> I won't ^_~
[17:20] [Jeff> Just clean up your own stuff, nobody else's
[17:21] [Bane> It isn't like you're going to be trying to get them to think you are the supah l33t roomie
[17:21] [Schroe> I think that they'll expect me to be pushover :P
[17:21] [Jeff> Yeah, they'll probably think you're one of those people who does everything they're told
[17:21] [Schroe> As much as I bitch now, they'll probably end up being really nice. But if they're not . . .
[17:22] * Schroe evil eyes
[17:22] [Jeff> You'll KILL them!
[17:22] [Schroe> And I'd hide their bodies in that fountain.
[17:22] [Jeff> And you'll change your identity and leave town...
[17:22] [Schroe> PHHT, I wouldn't be caught.
[17:22] [Jeff> You'd be surprised
[17:23] [Schroe> They didn't come home that night. I didn't think anything of it because they're always out late. OR:
[17:23] [Jeff> You could dump their bodies in the lake.
[17:23] [Schroe> I mention it to the residence supervisor the next day :P
[17:24] [Jeff> Be sure to tie them to an anchor or something, and take off all their clothes first. That way, they'll NEVER find the bodies!
[17:24] [Schroe> I think that the "I didn't think anything of it" would arouse suspicion, while some idle bitching about their late hours and not coming home would be less incriminating.
[17:24] [Jeff> And then you get really freaked and call the police. Even though you know you did it!
[17:25] [Schroe> ^_^
[17:25] [Jeff> And they frame... THEIR PARENTS! As usual.
[17:25] [Bane> I’m never coming to visit you.