“And what’s your name?”
“Birdy? We already had a character named Birdy.”
“No no, VERDIE”
“Oh, right. Verdie. . .”
“Here, step over here, on this here, eh, button. You’ll find that these buttons are utensil sensitive . . . Meaning that they’re sensitive to, eh, utensils. Step on it, and the spoon comes up. It makes a noise, a THWOCK noise. Just like that, eh, THWOCK. Thwock . . . Eh, press S.”
“Press S?”
“Aye”*Spoon over Conker’s head falls and impales him*

* Schroe bows
[Ettin> !
[verdio> Evil spoons!
* Ettin claps
[verdio> *applesauce*

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