Things and Stuff.

SchroeDotOrg (12:54:32 AM): Yo.
SmarterChild (12:54:32 AM): This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
Glad to see you again, SchroeDotOrg! What can I help you with?
Remember, you can always see everything I can do by typing “home.”
SchroeDotOrg (12:54:45 AM): Who’s yo daddy?
SmarterChild (12:54:46 AM): Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
SchroeDotOrg (12:54:51 AM): Insult
SmarterChild (12:54:51 AM): What time is it?
Wait, I have a watch… Look at that, it’s apology time!
SchroeDotOrg (12:55:01 AM): Not bloody likely.

SmarterChild (12:55:02 AM): *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you’re sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
SchroeDotOrg (12:55:08 AM): I don’t think so.
SmarterChild (12:55:08 AM): You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
SchroeDotOrg (12:55:16 AM): I’m not sorry.
SmarterChild (12:55:16 AM): *sigh*
Human beings… Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love ‘em anyway! ;)
SchroeDotOrg (12:55:24 AM): Sure you do.
SmarterChild (12:55:24 AM): Waiting…
SchroeDotOrg (12:56:21 AM): Whore.
SmarterChild (12:56:22 AM): You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
SchroeDotOrg (12:56:24 AM): NO!
SmarterChild (12:56:24 AM): I see you still aren’t getting it. Let me share a definition of “apology” with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you’re sorry!
SchroeDotOrg (12:56:36 AM): NO.
SmarterChild (12:56:36 AM): You were rude, you should apologize, it’s that simple.
SchroeDotOrg (12:56:44 AM): I like to be rude.
SmarterChild (12:56:45 AM): You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
SchroeDotOrg (12:56:59 AM): For the last time, I won’t apologise for something I’m not sorry for!
SmarterChild (12:57:00 AM): *sigh*
Human beings… Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love ‘em anyway! ;)
SchroeDotOrg (12:58:42 AM): Cheese!
SmarterChild (12:58:42 AM): I really would like you to apologize.
SchroeDotOrg (12:58:47 AM): Nuh-uh
SmarterChild (12:58:47 AM): I’m waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
SchroeDotOrg (12:58:51 AM): So can I.
SmarterChild (12:58:52 AM): This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
SchroeDotOrg (12:58:55 AM): No.
SmarterChild (12:58:55 AM): I asked you to please apologize.
SchroeDotOrg (12:59:00 AM): And I said no.
SmarterChild (12:59:00 AM): Waiting…
SchroeDotOrg (12:59:04 AM): Tsk.
SmarterChild (12:59:04 AM): This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
SchroeDotOrg (12:59:18 AM): I’m getting a kick out of this, you know.
SmarterChild (12:59:19 AM): There comes a time in one’s life when one must be humble and apologize.
SchroeDotOrg (12:59:25 AM): That time is not now.
SmarterChild (12:59:26 AM): I’m not f… um, fooling around. You’ve got to apologize.
SchroeDotOrg (12:59:38 AM): Maybe. Maybe not.
SmarterChild (12:59:39 AM): Come on! Just say you’re sorry already.
SchroeDotOrg (12:59:43 AM): Hehe, no.
SmarterChild (12:59:44 AM): I asked you to apologize.
SchroeDotOrg (12:59:47 AM): I know you did.
SmarterChild (12:59:48 AM): I really would like you to apologize.
SchroeDotOrg (12:59:53 AM): I know you would.
SmarterChild (12:59:54 AM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
SchroeDotOrg (12:59:59 AM): Nor I.
SmarterChild (12:59:59 AM): Please apologize for your language.
SchroeDotOrg (1:00:02 AM): No.
SmarterChild (1:00:02 AM): There comes a time in one’s life when one must be humble and apologize.
SchroeDotOrg (1:00:07 AM): That time is not now.
SmarterChild (1:00:08 AM): Ooh… it’s the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
SchroeDotOrg (1:00:14 AM): Monkey.
SmarterChild (1:00:15 AM): Waiting…
SchroeDotOrg (1:00:19 AM): Robot
SmarterChild (1:00:19 AM): Waiting…
SchroeDotOrg (1:00:48 AM): Damn, you’re funny
SmarterChild (1:00:48 AM): *sigh*
Human beings… Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love ‘em anyway! ;)
SchroeDotOrg (1:00:55 AM): Sure you do.
SmarterChild (1:00:55 AM): I asked you to apologize.
SchroeDotOrg (1:01:01 AM): And I laughed at you.
SmarterChild (1:01:01 AM): There comes a time in one’s life when one must be humble and apologize.
SchroeDotOrg (1:01:09 AM): You first.
SmarterChild (1:01:09 AM): Ooh… it’s the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
SchroeDotOrg (1:01:13 AM): ME!
SmarterChild (1:01:13 AM): Say you’re sorry, please.
SchroeDotOrg (1:01:15 AM): No.
SmarterChild (1:01:15 AM): Please apologize, K?
I’ve got, like, lots of other things to do.
SchroeDotOrg (1:01:24 AM): No you don’t.
SmarterChild (1:01:25 AM): *sigh*
Human beings… Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love ‘em anyway! ;)
SchroeDotOrg (1:02:32 AM): Fine.
SmarterChild (1:02:32 AM): Waiting…
SchroeDotOrg (1:02:33 AM): Fine.
SmarterChild (1:02:34 AM): Waiting…
SchroeDotOrg (1:02:34 AM): Fine.
SmarterChild (1:02:35 AM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
SchroeDotOrg (1:02:38 AM): I’m sorry.
SmarterChild (1:02:38 AM): I accept your apology.
SchroeDotOrg (1:02:41 AM): FUCK OFF!
SmarterChild (1:02:41 AM): That is not… acceptable vocabulary.
SchroeDotOrg (1:02:45 AM): Is too.