Corkies 3
Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago.
Schnorks, Yumblie, and the revenge of an angry underwater creature.
Archive for August, 2001
[Schroe> One day, I walked to town
[Schroe> You did not
[Schroe> Did too
[Schroe> Oh, shut up
[Schroe> You were there.
[Schroe> You never go anywhere without me
[Schroe> Maybe I did and I didn’t tell you
[Schroe> Quit lying
[Schroe> Screw you
[Schroe> Bah.
Last night, I was bored.
Tonight, I am FUCKING bored.
They’re giving him shit in studio for stepping out of his niche, and he bitches about it more. All he ever does is 1. Make jokes, or 2. Turn serious conversations into jokes. And he bitches that they only see hims as entertainment.
That’s all he’s presented himself as!
SchroeDotOrg (12:54:32 AM): Yo.
SmarterChild (12:54:32 AM): This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
Glad to see you again, SchroeDotOrg! What can I help you with?
Remember, you can always see everything I can do by typing “home.”
SchroeDotOrg (12:54:45 AM): Who’s yo daddy?
SmarterChild (12:54:46 AM): Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
SchroeDotOrg (12:54:51 AM): Insult
SmarterChild (12:54:51 AM): What time is it?
Wait, I have a watch… Look at that, it’s apology time!
SchroeDotOrg (12:55:01 AM): Not bloody likely.
Thunderstorm.
Dad uses PC during thunderstorm.
“It’s okay, I’ve got a surge protector!”
Surge protector doesn’t cover the phone line.
Modem fries.
Dad demands I let him use my PC.
“That program you use is dial-up only, Dad. I don’t have a dial-up PC anymore.”
“Oh.” *grumbles and yells*
“Fine, Dad.” *replaces fried modem with own*
“Why won’t this work? Make this work!” Read more
[Chris_A> But because I dared to mention Metroid, you thought "Oh, god, he's bitching about the game!" and leapt on me.
Heh. They’re having a discussion about the game. His points are failing. He saves face.
[JonoD> [chris_A> Why in the name of buggery did they HAVE to try and force Metroid into 3D? If they’d just made a superbly-pretty, large 2D one, it wouldn’t be in the state it’s in.
Proof of bitching.
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[Chris_A> I was playing PD with a friend on one of the later challenges the other day, I think it was 28. He gets killed, and then says "I'm going to the bog" and walks out, unaware he's about to be spawned in 10 seconds. So I have to dive across the room and start trying to work both controllers.
[MightyBlueJustice> Why didn't you just pause it
[Chris_A> I eventually managed to hide him in the little hole on G5 Building until he came back. I was somewhat inebriated at the time and this did not occur to me.
[MightyBlueJustice> Crazy limeys
Just when I’m bitching that I’ve got nothing to bitch about, ehost requires that I pay for the next year of service up front or suffer an ungodly increase in price.
Fuck them.
Everyone’s got something talk about except me.
Everyone’s got a complaint worth listening to except me.
Everyone’s got it better or worse than me.
I’m just stuck in the middle.
Things have been very droll lately.
This’ll be the first August that I don’t go back to school . . . I haven’t got a job right now. I wish I did. Not just for the money, but because it’d be something to do. I’m so BORED.